Washing Machine Mayhem

If you were to ask me what my profession is, I would say that I am a domestic goddess.  I heard someone say that once.  I liked the sound of it, but, in reality, the title doesn't fit.

Normally, I do fine in my domestic chores realm, but once in awhile things go haywire and I am prone for many sad moments of making more work for myself.  Why, for instance, would I put tons of soap in a washing machine?   I dunno.  To get all the dirt out I suppose....